imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
- King CarameLear
My little brother broke his tiny bone in his wrist that does not heal well. So we had to spice it up if he was going to wear it for a week.
Exactly how little is your little brother because I’m not saying I would date him but I would totally date him.
snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day
He might not be a messiah,
but he’s definitely cooler than one.
turntechGodhead [TG] sent you imsexy.png
TG: do you like what you see rose
Just imagine you went out for a long day, exhausted you come to your room, turn on your light, turn around and find this.
this has nothing to do with the update i just wanted to draw it gomen
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
That is amazing.
multiverse case #2145
after reading about theories that whenever you die ingame, Booker is replaced by an alternate self that makes a decision that won’t get him killed, I thought of all the times where I threw myself out of a section of the city just for the heck of it