haha my mom keeps telling me im gonna cut myself like im fifteen years old mom i think i can handle it
i cut myself
Happy birthday for a boy who born to sacrifice
we’re a team, right?
when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
Striders now 100% not depressing.
The last of the vriska photos from the shoot over the summer! I hope to wear this again sometime
this needs like way more notes
THE CHILLS ONLY 4 SECONDS IN
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF THIS SONG.
my original comment: absent from this post
OH MY GOD
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO